Like A Sitting Duck

kaimitch: rurone: justjasper: siamese cats getting really...

Sat, 25 May 2013 14:31:41 -0400

rurone:

justjasper:

siamese cats getting really fucking distressed at their owner being in the shower

“Operation: Save the human from the loud spraying water box of death” is my favorite thing

cats that actually say meow

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Sat, 25 May 2013 02:44:56 -0400

plagued-and-tortured: Justin Bartels, Impression ‘The series...

Fri, 24 May 2013 19:17:48 -0400

plagued-and-tortured:

Justin Bartels, Impression

‘The series focuses on the clothing that women think they should wear, or are told what to wear, to impress someone in a sexual manner. There is a physical mark that is left from these clothes, showing the discomfort women go through.’

Wow I was just thinking about bra marks the other day. I like these photos.

I like jumping on bandwagons.

Fri, 24 May 2013 01:08:58 -0400

I like jumping on bandwagons.

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Thu, 23 May 2013 20:28:10 -0400

The first two lines of 30 Rock.

Thu, 23 May 2013 18:07:16 -0400

The first two lines of 30 Rock.

uniquegoth: miss-love: ahobbitnotgood: roanoak13: ageotropic:...

Thu, 23 May 2013 02:36:31 -0400

uniquegoth:

miss-love:

ahobbitnotgood:

roanoak13:

ageotropic:

youjustwaitandsee:

EARGASM!!!! ♥

Okay… That’s it… I think I’m going to set this as my alarm on my phone so I can feel like I’m waking up in heaven on a daily basis.

waves upon waves of nostalgia omighosh

i havnt seen this movie in way tooo long help i need it now

I always used to pretend that I knew the words and sing along.

That never actually stopped.

This comes on my Disney Pandora station all the time. It’s perfect

oh god i feel so old now but i still love this song,it saved my life somehow

"Women are afraid of meeting a serial killer. Men are afraid of meeting someone fat."

Wed, 22 May 2013 23:32:21 -0400

“Women are afraid of meeting a serial killer. Men are afraid of meeting someone fat.”

-
When Strangers Click, a 2011 documentary about online dating.

It reminds me of that famous Margaret Atwood quote: “Men are afraid that women will laugh at them. Women are afraid that men will kill them.” It also reminds me of something written by one of the mods of Sex Worker Problems: “Misandry irritates. Misogyny kills.”

(via plasticbags)

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Wed, 22 May 2013 19:00:10 -0400

neil-gaiman: jupiterstarr: Abandoned Amusement Park in New...

Wed, 22 May 2013 18:56:43 -0400

neil-gaiman:

jupiterstarr:

Abandoned Amusement Park in New Orleans

they say New orleans is haunted… this has proved the theory 100%

I was sending photos like this to everyone when I started writing Nightmare in Silver. There is something uniquely disturbing about abandoned Amusement Parks.

Most of these aren’t actually from the abandoned Six Flags in New Orleans, but still pretty cool.

musicbeatstherapy: jelee-: rockpapertheodore: tinyspacebabe: ok let’s stop using the term...

Wed, 22 May 2013 18:50:44 -0400

musicbeatstherapy:

jelee-:

rockpapertheodore:

tinyspacebabe:

ok let’s stop using the term “butthurt” we’re not 12 anymore

you sound fannytroubled

a little bootybothered if you ask me

someone’s having a little tushytantrum

hamburgerjack: fairytalemood: Mythological Pinup series by...

Wed, 22 May 2013 18:48:55 -0400

hamburgerjack:

fairytalemood:

Mythological Pinup series by Stacey Robson

The only one that matters is that Harpy.

GORGEOUUUSSSS

eschergirls: boobsdontworkthatway: I had a friend recently...

Wed, 22 May 2013 07:10:20 -0400

eschergirls:

boobsdontworkthatway:

I had a friend recently send me this amazing Youtube clip.

Aside from it just being a bit confusing without any context it’s simply amazing to realize that “bullet time fanservice” is now a real thing o.0

I’ve posted the gif of the chick’s super-breasts dodging the bullet before, but this whole clip is gold.

Booblet time.

wxng: Reasons to Date Me: No one will ever try to steal me away from you. Sometimes I’m...

Tue, 21 May 2013 22:36:56 -0400

wxng:

Reasons to Date Me:

No one will ever try to steal me away from you.

Sometimes I’m funny.

That’s all i have

"The Oxford English Dictionary accepts both pronunciations. They are wrong. It is a soft ‘G,’..."

Tue, 21 May 2013 21:36:18 -0400

“The Oxford English Dictionary accepts both pronunciations. They are wrong. It is a soft ‘G,’ pronounced ‘jif.’ End of story.”

- Steve Wilhite, the creator of the GIF, chiming in on the pronunciation of the word. (As everyone knows, choosy memes choose “jif.”) Wilhite, a former CompuServe employee, created the format in 1987 and is to receive an award for his creation tonight. (via shortformblog)

I say it with a hard ‘G’ because 20 years ago when I started messing with GIFs there was no one to tell me how to pronounce it correctly. I chose the most logical pronunciation and went with it. When you get used to saying something a certain way for 20 years… that’s pretty much how you are going to say it no matter how incorrect someone tells you it is.

It’s like someone trying to tell you “Sun” is actually pronounced wombatnards. It’s going to take an awful lot of effort to train your brain to say “I got a really bad wombatnardsburn today. I should have used more wombatnardsblock.”

Hard G 4 life #YOLO

(via thefrogman)

thedietelf: megzie-the-invincible: bemusedlybespectacled: befo...

Tue, 21 May 2013 21:33:17 -0400

thedietelf:

megzie-the-invincible:

bemusedlybespectacled:

before ya’ll go talking about “misandry,” lemme explain you a thing

Also, for further information, Manboobz is an excellent resource. Go there. It’s awesome.

PREACH

^^

i finally started watching doctor who

Tue, 21 May 2013 17:07:34 -0400

doctorwho:

siriuswack:

so much of the internet makes more sense now.

I kind of wish there was a button on asks to make them rebloggable from the start.

Mon, 20 May 2013 20:23:16 -0400

Muggles are not able to REBLOG this.

Mon, 20 May 2013 05:44:24 -0400

the-nocturnal-fangirl:

iamsherlockedcumberbiatch:

helena-castor:

all the notes. holy crap.

at first the reblog button didn’t work for me, i was like FUCK FUCK FUCK but then it worked.lol.

It worked immediately. I’M HARRY FREAKIN POTTER!

Heheh<3

…looks like i got the magic in me. >:)

HA! FINALLY! after the 73902356504600th try! ;)

look @ me now.

fuck yeaahhhhh first time

VIVA LA MAGICAL REVOLUTION!!!

I’m the boss.

OH THANK GOD.

My birthday is July 31 bitches.

first try mothafucka

hotokichan: insanityisallihavegoingforme: … He is making some...

Mon, 20 May 2013 05:43:18 -0400

hotokichan:

insanityisallihavegoingforme:

… He is making some very good points.

I’m going to start calling cow’s four legged boobs.